Thank God I’m Single!

Bought a four-pack Duracell Alkaline battery set for my camera at the local departmental stores this morning. 

Late this evening, as I  emptied the pockets of my jeans to wash it, out came the store reciept for the  purchase:

Had I been married…would have had a lot of explaining to do! 

PS: The store clerk typed DUR into the system and probably selected the wrong one!